The Definition of a "Kiss"....funny ?

Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand


is always higher.


Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable


when returned.


Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two divided


by nothing.


Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between


two lips.


Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to


the expansion of the heart.


Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction


between two hearts.


Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.








Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris


muscles in the state of contraction.


Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.








Prof. of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability


depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.


Prof. of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child,


ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

The Definition of a "Kiss"....funny ?
Lol Panos you want me to show you how to kiss?The Greeks are the best kissers you can ask me cause I know I love them Greeks.xxHere have a star.xxx
Reply:lol. It depends on whom you are snogging.
Reply:nice .lol
Reply:nice


star 10.


thnx
Reply:A kiss is just a kiss (a smile is just a smile)
Reply:lol what you looking for.
Reply:Looks like I have learnt something new. I am just glad you are not showing us. Lmao. lol
Reply:sorry i dont get it