What size of bra did Mary Magdalene wear?

If indeed, bras existed back then, lol! I was contemplating some eclesiastical theory the other day, when it occurred to me that neither the Bible nor the Qu'ran refer to her vital statistics. Can anyone help?

What size of bra did Mary Magdalene wear?
I don't think they wore bras back then.
Reply:Sorry, but they practiced breast-binding back then :-)
Reply:I would assume the women of the day wrapped cloth around their upper body to support their breasts. Bras are a relatively new invention in the form we use today.
Reply:bras had not yet been invented and no one knows what she looked like anyway.
Reply:Considering the theory of Jesus having some special relationship with Mary Magdalene, hopefully marriage, only he could have replied to this question.
Reply:Well, since Mary Magdalene was considered a prostitute, I'd say she had some big chi chis on her. Men gotta love that, and I think she took advantage of the fact that she's well endowed. Also Jesus just seems like a boob man.
Reply:Double D "Cross" Your Heart bra.
Reply:Mary Magdelene is in the Koran? Bras where not invented and they just wrapped their clothes around and tied them with a sash at the waist.
Reply:I don't think bras existed... those poor women...
Reply:you my friend.....are an idiot.
Reply:Why would they refer to her vital statistics? And why would anyone care, really? Why do you care?


Anyways, that really is a silly question to ask, since bras didn't exist back then..
Reply:The bra wasn't invented until the 1950's.
Reply:what size is your single brain cell?
Reply:They didn't have bras back then why would you want to know he statistics?

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